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My new favorite blogger Embedded Link If it’s Thursday this must be Dallas I’m still on tour and I’m in Dallas today so come see me if you can! (Tour details are right here. ) If not, you can just read the continuing chronicles of my best-of series. This post was from 2008…So yesterday I got a box of body parts in the mail and when I pieced them all together they were a bunch of angry cross-dressers.I couldn’t make this shit up. Lego sent me this to celebrate their new line or anniversary or something and I honestly have [...]

this sounds incredibly good, I can't wait till their cookbook comes out. Embedded Link Ham with Cloves, Honey, and Dried Cherries “Sad to say, the kitchens proved to have no wild boar on hand, and there was not time enough to send out hunters. Instead, the cooks butchered one of the castle sows, and served them ham studded with cloves and basted with honey and dried cherries. It was not what Cersei wanted, but she made do.” -A Feast for CrowsHam with cloves, honey, and dried cherriesOur Thoughts:Salty, juicy goodness. The sweet punch of a cherry. Slow drips of honey.All [...]

(And yes i know that what happened in this article was quite a while ago, but its not like their recent behavior is stellar) Embedded Link Perhaps if the priests were castrated, it would solve some Catholic problems? Horrifying news from the Netherlands: the depravity of the Catholic church reaches a new low. In the 1950s, the church had a cunning tactic for dealing with pedophilia scandals. Rather than just paying off the victims and shipping the offending priest to a new hunting ground, they had a rather Jesuitical solution: the boys who were raped were clearly homosexual — after [...]