Do you know this song?

Here are the first two verses:

Jane checks herself out in the mirror
95 lbs in sneakers and jeans
She thinks she can lose another 5 pounds
Oh that’s how we get women’s magazines

Dick checks himself out in the mirror
Its not body by Jake its belly by Cheetos
He thinks hes 5 sit ups from Mel Gibson
That’s how we get fat guys in speedos

I am now a victim of my music hording days. Either I own this and ripped it badly, or got this from someone else. In Itunes it is just listed as Track 4 – It’s a Man’s World.  I am foremost looking to find out who the artist is.